Grinch on a Binge? (Wordless Wednesday)

 I don't know exactly what is happening here, I just found this on my memory card as I was going through some Christmas pics.

I guess the Elf on the Shelf isn't the only one who knows how to party?!

Namaste Bitches (Not- Quite-So-Wordless Wednesday)

 As I was going through some of Micah's old baby pics, I came across this.

 

He appears to be meditating (with his eyes open, because he's just THAT Zen) and I instantly thought of my friend Klonnie over at The Klonopin Chronicles.

We're not friends in the traditional sense, more like the "I read all your blog/Facebook posts and imagine myself hanging out at your house, having long talks about all of our problems and the true meaning of life and why we're all here, while drinking a tall glass of sweet tea" kinda friends... In other words, she doesn't even know I exist.

(Sad Face)

But I am sure if she did know of my existence and this picture, she would find this absolutely hilarious... probably.

Wordless Wednesday

 

 

 

 

Happiness is...

A stolen Venti Toffee Nut Frap.

 

 

Wordless Wednesday

 Happiness Is... A Sticky Sucker Firmly in Hand.

After a fun filled afternoon at a friend's Birthday party, Micah passed out on the way home, all the while never losing grip of his new green sucker. 

See, suckers are a "sometimes food" in our house, not because I am some crazy sugar nazi, but because it is a pain in the ass trying to clean melted sucker off a two year old.

 I'd rather make sweet sweet love to a porcupine, than clean up a sucker ridden toddler.